Fitz and the Tantrums - Out of my League
this is the most dance-around-in-your-underwear-on-a-sunny-saturday-afternoon song i’ve ever heard

i’m tipsy already and i’ve only just smelled it
if you want to make yourself uncontrollably angry for the rest of the day, may i suggest you listen to, and try to rationalize the thinking of, the defendant in this case.
ps - pay attention to Justice Kagan. she RULES
i know it’s probably illegal to take pictures of prescription scripts, but look at my doctor’s handwriting. is that not the most elegant lowercase g you’ve ever seen?
— Ira Glass
throwing a hissy fit on the megabus. fuckin sequester, man
i literally ran into an ex in Pittsburgh. i have the most phenomenal luck